I want to know what love is

Now, since I found out that I am a foreigner, I wanna know what love is. And I remember there were times,...where I knew what love is...

Not that long ago...I shared beautiful moments with my fox doormat...

 we were in the sun, on the beach...

 the light was falling gently on us and the beach flowers scent was all around...

 So beautiful..so precious...

White beach flowers...the flower of my soulmate...

 Kissing on the beach...

 Sweet kisses...

 My doormat was so happy...I was so happy...

 All we needed was love...

 And sharing it...

 My doormat showed me what love is...

 Just being present...gazing in sea and bathing in sunlight...

 and love

And my friend Antoine de Saint-Exupery used to say...Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Damn it, Adam! German citizenship and immigration services

Well, I was thinking that I am a Germonkey, because I live in Germany. Also, I was thinking that my aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy, was making me entirely German because I cannot shower. I take shower very very seldom. Only if I was on the beach.

 Then I take a shower.

 And need long time to dry.

 And then, I am tired and go to sleep.

But, back to my story... I found a simple guideline published by Adam Fletcher according to which the German citizenship and immigration services detect non-Germans:

So,  I cannot be Germonkey because I dont fit in! None of these 10 things I can fulfill!!!
Damn it Adam! Now, I have to deal with the German citizenship and immigration services!!! Do you know, how hard my life will get know??? Any idea, what have you done to me???

How do fireworks work?

 Monkey makes fire works.

 How do fireworks work, you ask yourself?

 Well, the first firework in the world was made by a Chinese monk. Li Tian did it with a piece of bamboo.

 Then stuffed it with gunpowder and trew it in a fire.

 That was long time ago. Fireworks are dangerous for children. Therefore, children must always ask their parents to do the fireworks. Otherwise they can die. Or lose a hand or a leg. And life is pretty hard then.

Fireworks are beautiful, but dangerous for children to fire them alone. Remember this!!! Watch them from far away and enjoy the view.

Forgotten trips - Black sea

I am a great photographer. And took this picture at first day of Xmas.

 Everywhere snow - black sea was really calm and warm.

 I like that.

 I went to visit this bear. You know I love bears and thought that it is my baby bear.

 But it wasn't. It was a gigantic bear with a servant giving him massages.

And cloathing him.

 So, I went back to the sea.

 So calm.

 So relaxing.

 The young monkey and the sea.

 I want to travel again.

And will take this small white bear with me.

Forgotton trips - Vienna

 Well, I am so busy lately that I even forgot to share my jorney to Vienna, quite time ago.

 Vienna is cold. Thats for sure.

 And grey in the winter months. Really, grey.

So, I went to the Stephansdom to pray. For sun. I am grey sick and have a lack of vitamin D.

 So, I prayed and watched out not to be too close to the candles because I could burn my fur. And that's not nice. At all. It would have been painful and very stinky.

 I wached how people fell at their knees and asked god to merry them. But he did not want to be in a commited relationship. Because too many people were asking for that.

And this all happend on December 29, at 16:47:49. I was thinking of someone at this time, but probably he would not have been happy to hear from me on his birthday. So, I kept silent and loved him in silence.

Today I begin a new life

Today, is Baba Marta. So, I got this beautiful bracelet and now I will be healthy and monkey beautiful for the whole year.

I am continuing reading my scrolls.So: "Today I begin a new life. Today I shed my old fur which hath, too long, suffered the bruises of failure and the wounds of mediocrity. Today I am born anew and my birthplace is a vineyward where there are bananas for all." I made some adjustments to the original version, I am a creative monkey. In truth, the only difference between thaose who failed and those who have succeeded lies in the difference of their habits. Good habits are the key to all succeess. And bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. Thus, I will form good habits and become their monkey.
This is the time. This is the place. I am the monkey. I will act now. Hope that I could feed you with my wisdom. Ok, not entirely mine. Og wrote the merety.

Critical Reading the Scroll Marked II or Nine

I will greet this day with love in my heart. For this is the greatest secret of success in all ventures. Muscle can split ina shield and even destroy life but only the unseen power of love can open the hearts of men and until I master this art I will remain no more than a peddler in the market place. I will make love my greatest weapon and non on whom I call can defend against its force. My reasoning they my counter; my speech they may distrust; my apparel they may disapprove; my face they may reject; and even my bargains may cause them suspicion; yet my love will melt all hearts like to the sun whose rays soften the coldest day.
And how will I do this, Og, my friend? I shall look on all things with love and shall be born again? Well, I am a monkey. I will love the sun, for it warms my bones (I do no have any, I am a toy-made). I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light for it shows me the way; I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars. I will welcome happiness for it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
I will greet this day with love in my heart. Ok, I will do

Academy Awards special: 50 shades of fucked up

Well, even if kind of unrealistic and full of stereotypes, not a bad Academy Awards movie. The message of 50 shades of grey might be clear to those who know that kind of relationship.
For me, the story was kind of sad, because the love did not win and the guy was stuck in his past, ignoring and hiding his fears, pain and shame instead of dealing with them on his own and grow up and solve them. He was trying more to bring her obeying his rules, instead of breaking out of his fucked up understandings and make her and himself happy.
And she was a classical romantic and kind of funny, inexperienced and not realizing what does it mean to be really fucked up and how he is. Playing with him merely to his rules, brought her closer to him and she changed him bit. But for happily ever after, even for a movie was not enough. And he made her cry instead of happy.
What's the conclusion for me - you never can change a fucked up person no matter how much you love him. You can get fucked up instead. You can change him bit and this gives you a hope. You can show him that it could be different, but ultimately he is setting up the rules of his own life and he chose already for himself. Sadly, he had bad things to deal with, but who hasn't (even not to this extent)? He feels safer "emotionally unreachable" in his own mind not realizing that he is emotionally reachable and he already lost his guard.
however even if he wants to change, its a process which takes lots of time. And in changing he would be slapping her out of habit, but who wants to be slapped and humiliated when you love? Nobody who is romantic and put value on love and himself/herself. So, she walks away realizing that she cannot fix anything and leaves him with his shades of grey. The world is just colored and if he doesn't want to see it and open up...its sad, but its his choice.
that was my monkey review. 50 shades of grey won the Oscar?

The greatest salesmonkey in the world

i am reading this book the greatest salesman in the world by og mandino. Well, he wrote my thoughts more than 50 years ago. The world is a strange place full with things you know, with things you don't know and with things somewhere inbetween. Intuition.
og said:
Sooner or later all mankind will realize that the greatest cure for all the ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrow and crimes of humanity rests solely in acts of love. Love is the greatest gift. It is the divine spark that everywhere produces and restores life. To each and every one of us, love gives us the power to work miracles with your own life and those we touch.
well, my tiny heart is full of love and I wish that all my friends and their families are doing good.
Treasure the friendship you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished

The pianist

I am small talented monkey and I showed my talend on my way

I barely could reach the piano

So, I tried with my secret powers

And it worked!!! I controlled it with my brain

 Amaizing!

Clever monkey with brain power