I want to know what love is

Now, since I found out that I am a foreigner, I wanna know what love is. And I remember there were times,...where I knew what love is...

Not that long ago...I shared beautiful moments with my fox doormat...

 we were in the sun, on the beach...

 the light was falling gently on us and the beach flowers scent was all around...

 So beautiful..so precious...

White beach flowers...the flower of my soulmate...

 Kissing on the beach...

 Sweet kisses...

 My doormat was so happy...I was so happy...

 All we needed was love...

 And sharing it...

 My doormat showed me what love is...

 Just being present...gazing in sea and bathing in sunlight...

 and love

And my friend Antoine de Saint-Exupery used to say...Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Damn it, Adam! German citizenship and immigration services

Well, I was thinking that I am a Germonkey, because I live in Germany. Also, I was thinking that my aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy, was making me entirely German because I cannot shower. I take shower very very seldom. Only if I was on the beach.

 Then I take a shower.

 And need long time to dry.

 And then, I am tired and go to sleep.

But, back to my story... I found a simple guideline published by Adam Fletcher according to which the German citizenship and immigration services detect non-Germans:

So,  I cannot be Germonkey because I dont fit in! None of these 10 things I can fulfill!!!
Damn it Adam! Now, I have to deal with the German citizenship and immigration services!!! Do you know, how hard my life will get know??? Any idea, what have you done to me???