Milk milk lemonade...round the corner fur is made

My fudge machine is a fur machine...I love dancing at this song...This is what you think is hot???

Monkey roots...

 I turned around...

 Looked again towards the airport and then I turned around....A mother monkey!!!

 And the baby monkey looked exactly like me!!! I realized that I am a baby monkey from Gibraltar!!!

 The baby looked towards me! And it wanted to play and chat with me!!!

 Other monkeys were playing too and doing their beauty procedures...

 Also, there were signs to respect the monkeys all over Gibraltar, because Gibraltarians respect monkeys!!!

 And they have great caves!! Impressive

Monkey's roots

 You know I am an european monkey. There are only few monkeys left in Europe, so I decided to travel and find them...

I went through deserts...through dunes

I reached the Atlantic and went further...

Until I reached the only airport, which runway intersects the main road...and consequently the main road has to be closed every time a plane lands or departs.

 Thats impressive for a small monkey... I climbed high to get an idea of how it works...And met someone....familiar...waiting for me

Monkey

Look what I found..my real relatives...

Llanito Si, pero at the end of the day...

Well, the reason why I love Europe is that you have tiny countries or territories which are amazingly different and combine cultures, religions, ways of life... If you think about it...
I spend few days on a rock of only 6.8 sq km, 56 km tunnels inside the rock done within the second world war, 30.000 inhabitants speaking at least 2 languages, 230 monkeys...and the only airport in the world which crosses the main street...

I want to know what love is

Now, since I found out that I am a foreigner, I wanna know what love is. And I remember there were times,...where I knew what love is...

Not that long ago...I shared beautiful moments with my fox doormat...

 we were in the sun, on the beach...

 the light was falling gently on us and the beach flowers scent was all around...

 So beautiful..so precious...

White beach flowers...the flower of my soulmate...

 Kissing on the beach...

 Sweet kisses...

 My doormat was so happy...I was so happy...

 All we needed was love...

 And sharing it...

 My doormat showed me what love is...

 Just being present...gazing in sea and bathing in sunlight...

 and love

And my friend Antoine de Saint-Exupery used to say...Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Damn it, Adam! German citizenship and immigration services

Well, I was thinking that I am a Germonkey, because I live in Germany. Also, I was thinking that my aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy, was making me entirely German because I cannot shower. I take shower very very seldom. Only if I was on the beach.

 Then I take a shower.

 And need long time to dry.

 And then, I am tired and go to sleep.

But, back to my story... I found a simple guideline published by Adam Fletcher according to which the German citizenship and immigration services detect non-Germans:

So,  I cannot be Germonkey because I dont fit in! None of these 10 things I can fulfill!!!
Damn it Adam! Now, I have to deal with the German citizenship and immigration services!!! Do you know, how hard my life will get know??? Any idea, what have you done to me???

How do fireworks work?

 Monkey makes fire works.

 How do fireworks work, you ask yourself?

 Well, the first firework in the world was made by a Chinese monk. Li Tian did it with a piece of bamboo.

 Then stuffed it with gunpowder and trew it in a fire.

 That was long time ago. Fireworks are dangerous for children. Therefore, children must always ask their parents to do the fireworks. Otherwise they can die. Or lose a hand or a leg. And life is pretty hard then.

Fireworks are beautiful, but dangerous for children to fire them alone. Remember this!!! Watch them from far away and enjoy the view.

Forgotten trips - Black sea

I am a great photographer. And took this picture at first day of Xmas.

 Everywhere snow - black sea was really calm and warm.

 I like that.

 I went to visit this bear. You know I love bears and thought that it is my baby bear.

 But it wasn't. It was a gigantic bear with a servant giving him massages.

And cloathing him.

 So, I went back to the sea.

 So calm.

 So relaxing.

 The young monkey and the sea.

 I want to travel again.

And will take this small white bear with me.